This is as cool as ads get. This is radical, and I feel so totally justified using that word.
Save for the fake Powerthirst commercials, and maybe Brawndo no commercial has ever made me want to buy a drink so much.
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
(via c-a-l-i-f-o-r-ni-a)
You ever watch so much British television/movies/shows with british characters that you start thinking in a British accent? And probably in a bad one.
you ever watch so much American television/movies/shows with American characters that you start thinking in an American accent? And probably in a bad one.
| year is 2392 | |
| child: | mommy i can't sleep |
| mother: | don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations |
| mother: | WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK |
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
(via releasethedamnkracken)
Dear assholes that think anxiety is controllable,
You clearly don’t understand, so shut the fuck up.
(via definedbythewaistline)
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
(via definedbythewaistline)
robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast
i’m sorry
I can’t hear you
over his glorious smile
are you sure
you’re willing
to play this game?
I am very sure
That this game
Is already lost
oh so we’re going pg-13 now?
hmm too bad robert
is lacking in that area
meanwhile Ruffalo fans are over here like
Come on now guys, they
all
have
lovely
wait
da fuq
OH MY GOD HAHAHA
(Source: moriarty, via grantaire-sleeping)
WHO MADE THIS GLORIOUS GIF. COME UP AND CLAIM IT
i hit reblog so fast it broke my computer
Okay that’s a pretty brilliant edit.
(Source: how-timelord-of-me)
